Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Absol]

Granted. It doesn't come true. Now you can't even wish anymore because it will never come true.

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted in any way possible.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but this non-corruptable wish you wished for is neither wished by you, nor anyone else, because nobody will know the exact wish. Ever.

I wish for even faster reading skills.

[Absol]

Granted. You can now read at the speed of 1 pages/second. At the cost of you not being able to understand the meaning of what you read.

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted in any way possible, which is wished by me and can be used for whatever purpose i desire.

[The M]

Granted. You just used it.

I wish I would win my basketball game.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you win the least important of your basketball matches, probably a training match.

I wish I could ignite and extinguish myself at will, without damaging my body.

[AnimationX]

Granted, here's a match, water, and a firefighter uniform.
I wish for someone to post.

[mesaprotector]

Granted. I hate you.

(not really jk :/)

I wish for this to be my last Singles Awareness Day.

[AnimationX]

Granted. You die.
I wish that the Mayans made a miscalculation in making their calender.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Their calendar really ends tomorrow.  The world still doesn't end.

I wish I remember to get a gift for White Day.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you forget to bring money to the gift shop

I wish for some broccoli to be deposited into a sock

[pvpmister]

Granted, but its your sock and you put in on when your going out on a date. She dumps you.
I wish for a  tissue because ive got a cold.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you get a wet and cold tissue

I wish for a triangle shaped light bulb that doesn't work