Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mesaprotector]

Granted. The game shuts your account down for hacking.

I wish there were more than two successful parties in America.

[zhangvict]

Granted, now the congress is even slower and more inefficient than it already is

I wish I can sleep 5 hours a day and still feel refreshed

[pvpmister]

Granted but you die in your sleep.
I wish for a 

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, look closely, it's directly above this post.

I wish for the US-American culture to have less influence on the rest of the world.

[Drake_XIV]

[It's hard to be an anti-America American with this...]

Granted, and millions of jobs are lost  due to the US pulling out of international affairs.

I wish I could actually finish writing a novel.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you are never satisfied with the end.

I wish chimera was a darkness creature.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it still costs Gravity to play.

I wish I had enough money to buy a Bamboo tablet.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but a Panda eats it.
I wish for my last wish to go to the next person who makes a wish for a wishing fish.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but no person in this thread makes a wish about a wishing fish (please don't do it, everyone ), except maybe you, thus you lose your status as a "person" to make this wish not happen...
...you maybe turn into a stone or something.

I wish for the corruption of this wish to cause a paradox.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, and the corruption of your wish doesn't cause a paradox... oh wait.

I wish for a less stressful life.

[zhangvict]

Granted, your lose your identity, money and possessions etc and therefore have nothing to worry about anymore.

I wish for a whale that looks a bit like a fish.

[The M]

Granted, you receive a whale that looks like a fish when it comes crashing down on you from the sky, crushing you.

I wish that my wish doesn't come true.