Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[AnimationX]

Granted, but it doesn't have sugar in it.
I wish for a double post.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you wasted a wish.

[Drake_XIV]

I wish I hadn't double posted.

[artimies7]

Granted. You triple posted.

I wish that people in the US here would have longer attention spans. And make better television shows. Etc.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  We begin to watch more BBC.

I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for her birthday...

[zhangvict]

granted but you forgot later

I wish for some SoSacs

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but the AI does something that isn't entirely stupid and uses antimatter on their creatures when you use SoSac.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but you sleep for 10 mins before a noisy monkey wakes you up

I wish for some expensive ice cream

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, now you're poor (you wasted all your money on it).

I wish for a pair of teleporters.

[zhangvict]

Granted, but the instructions are written in futuristic japanese that no one can read

I wish for some 

[AnimationX]

Granted, you EM Level 0 and gain 1
I wish for my last wish to not have been granted.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you waste a wish again because you did not double post