Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but since you have observed it as living, it is now a regular cat.

I wish got a full-ride scholarship to the university of my choice.

[mesaprotector]

Granted. Your roommate plays your least favorite kind of music at maximum volume, day and night, and everyone likes him so your complaints go unheeded.

I wish I were immune to nervousness.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You quickly adapt to your nervous spasms that it no longer becomes a trait of you being nervous and, in turn, leaving you to become "immune" to being nervous.

I wish people stopped using short versions of phrases (e.g. lol, rofl, etc.).

[mesaprotector]

Grantazzanted, nowow evvvverysomebody utilimises lobong vertakersions of pherarases.

I wish vampires and werewolves would jointly decide not to date humans.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  I'm not going to corrupt this wish to see all the Twilight fans squirm in agony.

I wish I remembered to defuse the bomb.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you remmebered to diffuse the bomb but forgot to bring the tools

I wish to know the meaning of life

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's revealed to you that life is meaningless.

I wish for the over-sexualization of our society to decrease (don't ask me why).

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  We all become Amish.

I wish I had time to draw.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, you now have 2 so you can activate your Golden Hourglass.

I wish my internet were faster.

[AnimationX]

Granted, but then Elements the Game crashes.

I wish for a fish.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you get a toxic pupperfish

I wish for nothing

[pvpmister]

granted, but you dont get to hear that your wish has been granted, as you dont have a computer.
I wish for A chocolate Cake