Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[pvpmister]

Granted, but theres only 1room in the world that you'll never visit which will do it.
I wish for it to snow.

[regen2k9]

Granted, it's now snowing in Alaska.

I wish I worked at Dunder Mifflin.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it's not all you thought'd be.  It's actually a pretty normal day, except for when you get forced out when the cameras come in.

I wish my Internet were faster.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but you never actually know its granted, becuase your internet gets destroyed .
I wish for a pizza.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, the next time you walk on a side-way and watch the street beside you, it appears directly in front of one front wheel of a moving car.

I wish for a glas of water, because I am to lazy to get me one on my own now.

[pvpmister]

Granted, but you spill it.
I wish for a ipad.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but it has "Bieber Fan 4 Life" engraved into the back.

I wish I had a pair of rollerblades with monster truck wheels.

[Cheesy111]

Granted, but they have a permanent cover of oil on them.
I wish I had tasty food that appeared on a plate in front of me.

[regen2k9]

Granted, it appears on a plate, but you can't eat it. 

I wish I had the dagger of time from prince of persia.
(on another note, I feel like it would be awesome if Eternity were the dagger of time instead =P lol...I mean, they both "reverse time")

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but when you use it's powers, you get hunted down by the Dahaka for interfering with the course of time.

I wish for the ability to meld with my shadow.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you no longer exist as a human and are now just a shadow.

I wish I were a parkour expert.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You're now knowledgable in all things parkour, but you still can't do anything.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating.