Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Espithel]

Wish granted?
I think.

Granted, but they explode.

I have determined, after a potent indulgence in my lexical talents of designing futile and hopeful desires, that my wish shall be to bestow a greater ability to speak in your great mother tongue.

[Aneninen]

Granted. I'm Hungarian. Vigyázz! Háromfejű majom van a hátad mögött! means "Watch out! There is a three-headed monkey behind you" in Hungarian. Your skills in my mother tongue has been improved a lot.

I wish I had my own Romulan Warbird spaceship.

[iDaire]

Granted. I'm Hungarian. Vigyázz! Háromfejű majom van a hátad mögött! means "Watch out! There is a three-headed monkey behind you" in Hungarian. Your skills in my mother tongue has been improved a lot.

I wish I had my own Romulan Warbird spaceship.

Granted, but at what cost?
Your ship has No fuel, paint, auto pilot, thrusters,food,or seat.
I wish.movies don't get turned into TV shows anymore.

[Espithel]

All TV shows get turned into movies instead.

I wish for .

[yee]

Granted, you get maximum Entropy AKA Heat Death of Universe.

I wish gravity stopped working

[FlareGlutox]

Granted. You float into space and die of suffocation. Along with everybody else. You monster.

I wish I knew why the first 3 Corrupt A Wish threads were abandoned.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you immediately forget.

I wish there was an explainable reason for why I haven't posted in a year yet hold the most posts in this thread.

[Drake_XIV]

[Fun Fact: This post marks the point at which I've posted as much as EvaRia to propheon on this thread's post count.]

[iDaire]

Granted, but you immediately forget.

I wish there was an explainable reason for why I haven't posted in a year yet hold the most posts in this thread.

Granted. You are an idea guru. This is your thing.
I wish I could keep track of this thread. It is too much work to read every single reply to every reply.

[Espithel]

It's unnecessary to do that.


I wish for drywall.

[CrockettRocket]

Granted, thena tsunami hits (buh dum tis)
I wish for wet Volcanoes to melt frozen things or people.

[Espithel]

*The demonic overlord of drywall freezes all the wetness in the volcanoes.*
Granted. They melt themselves.

I wish to be worshiped as the demonic overlord of drywall.