Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you wasted your wish.

I wish I had a good sound system for my PC.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted,but you cannot hear anymore.
I wish at least one nymph.

[pvpmister]

Granted, just as you got it from the oracle you forgot to claim it.
I wish i had a game on mw3 150-0 3 moabs

[regen2k9]

Granted, but you get clinical video game addiction in the process 

I wish I had a Rhino as a pet...in Elements. O_O

[Aves]

You get a T-Shirt with the elemental symbols of Rhodium, Iodine, Nitrogen, and Oxygen.
I wish that the next reply to this post will reference a presidential candidate.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, yay for Kim Gu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Gu), one of the presidental candidates in the South Korean presidental election 1948 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elections_in_South_Korea#1948_presidential_election).

I wish for more free time.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you no longer need to pay for time.  It's free now.

I wish I wasn't sick =[

[mesaprotector]

Granted. Farewell, regen. It was nice knowing you.

I wish everyone spoke in Pig Latin.

[pvpmister]

Grackel, gug dun bah pig a. ( no one will understand it though)
I wish for a better pc.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted,but someone hacks it.
I wish 1.000.000$.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's counterfeit.

I wish for an iron glove.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted,it's stolen the next day.
I wish X raze glasses.