Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Savage]

Granted, but then you either eat it, kids eat it, or it melts =)

I wish I had enough real life money to make such a big donation to get Zanz to give me every nymph in the game, 12 copies of each.

[eljoemo]

Granted, you make the donation but instead receive 144 green nymphs.

I wish my house wasn't so damn cold

[kimham8a]

Granted, it goes up in flames.

I wish I played this game.

[Savage]

Granted, you now play elements and have become so addicted you cannot stop.

I wish school was only 4 days a week instead of the usual 5.

[dawn to dusk]

granted. but there are now no holidays. not even for christmas!!!

i wish for a corrupt a wish thread of my own

[Savage]

Granted, but because everyone else wants their own, no one sees yours.

I wish my FG deck win percentage went from 30% to 35%.

[dawn to dusk]

granted. the key card was then nerfed for a totally unrelated reason.

i wish to be able to contemplate the mechanics of time travel

[Savage]

Granted, but then the mechanics get changed and your old information is obsolete.

I wish my job was much more enjoyable.

[dawn to dusk]

granted. it is so enjoyable though, that you cant play elements

i wish that this wish was made of toast

[Calambar]

Granted. Otyugh devoured it... and then you ;]

I wish Otyugh did not devour me.

[Savage]

Granted, but then a fire bolt hits you.

I wish wishes did not exist.

[dawn to dusk]

granted

Spoiler for paradox:

that wish causes that same wish to not exist. if it does not exist, the wish could not be made. if it was not made, it would not take effect meaning that wishes are back. that means that the wish you just made caused wishes to not exist ... ... ... then the world blows up from the paradox (grandfather paradox anyone?)

i wish that  was back in war (idk why but i want to see how it goes)