Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[grimdragon64]

Granted. You are eager for the demon apocalypse now.

I wish I had some poisonous cookies.

[Calambar]

Granted. You ate them and died.

I wish pvp autoloss bug was fixed.

[grimdragon64]

Granted. It is fixed, but for everyone other than you.

I wish to remove the poison from the cookies I ate.

[Savage]

Granted, but the poison from the cookies has already affected you.

I wish cookies were not so complicated to make.

[timetock]

Granted, but it's a lot more complicated to eat them.

I wish I had enough upped cards for a mono deck.

[Savage]

Granted, but your deck still is terrible.

I wish I had all the nymph cards right now.

[EmeraldDagger]

Granted, but in 1.4, Nymphs will be removed from the game.

I wish this wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Savage]

Spoiler for Hidden:

Granted, but in 1.4, Nymphs will be removed from the game. Wait, are you serious?

Granted, but your wish was a bad one, so now you are stuck with it.

I wish working out wasn't so hard.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, they find a way to work out by sitting at your computer. it however, makes you hungry for sugar. all the time. wasting all that hard work.

i wish zanz supported this game with good, frequent updates

[Savage]

Granted, but then Zanz gets ahead of himself and makes the game way too futuristic for us to handle.

I wish I could be on staff for elements.

[grimdragon64]

Granted. You are now overloaded with work because you have been made the bug fixer. You now have to find out all day and night how to solve Desynch.

I wish for a 0 | 5 immaterial mutant.

[eljoemo]

Granted, you get a 0|2 immaterial mutant

I wish for a chocolate Ferrari