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mathman101 · « **Reply #2340 on:** November 01, 2013, 01:50:17 am »

granted, the skittles are on the other side of a never ending rainbow

i wish for a large bowl of mystery goo

9Tails · « **Reply #2341 on:** November 01, 2013, 02:20:02 am »

Granted, and the goo smells really bad and you're never able to get the smell out.

I wish for a large topographic map.

Jyiber · « **Reply #2342 on:** November 15, 2013, 02:26:45 am »

Granted, but the map has a X on it which you go to. Nobody ever sees you again.

I wish to bring sexy back.

eljoemo · « **Reply #2343 on:** November 15, 2013, 02:42:16 am »

Granted, I'm standing right here.

I wish that the moon was genuinely made of cheese.

RulacMage11 · « **Reply #2344 on:** November 15, 2013, 03:24:52 am »

Granted. Giant space rats eat it and we all die.

I wish someone was by my side.

Calambar · « **Reply #2345 on:** November 15, 2013, 05:19:21 am »

Granted. But it was Brutus who stabbed you to death.

i wihs ny zpelign wuz beterr

dawn to dusk · « **Reply #2346 on:** November 15, 2013, 11:11:44 am »

grntd bt nt bi mch
i wish for the letter 'O' to be able to talk

grimdragon64 · « **Reply #2347 on:** November 18, 2013, 10:32:17 pm »

Granted, but the letter 'O' is very rude. It starts swearing while Grade 1 teachers try to teach their students about vowels.

I wish for more

to finish my homework.

Calambar · « **Reply #2348 on:** November 18, 2013, 11:23:19 pm »

Granted. You had so much

that you had died before you went to school.

I wish I eventually won a fight in BL (having terrible losing streak right now).

grimdragon64 · « **Reply #2349 on:** November 23, 2013, 08:09:41 pm »

Granted. But that one time is the last time you EVER win in BL.

I wish for your head on a platter.

mathman101 · « **Reply #2350 on:** November 29, 2013, 10:06:47 pm »

granted you stand on your hands and put your head on a platter.

I wish for socks that don't get holes in them.

eljoemo · « **Reply #2351 on:** November 29, 2013, 10:16:07 pm »

Granted, try getting them onto your feet.

I wish for cookies.