Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mathman101]

granted, but it is not compatable with any monitors, keyboards, or mice.

i wish for 

[grimdragon64]

Granted. With the help of  I slowly turn your  into  . 
I wish for an immortal Chrysoara.

[Gandora]

Granted, but it got lobotomized beforehand.

I wish I could cook better.

[RulacMage11]

Granted, you can only make delicious toast.

I wish I was sexier.

[eljoemo]

Granted, you are irresistible to the rest of the male population.

I wish my laptop had a permanent WiFi signal

[Gandora]

Granted, but it's a bug and you can never connect to any WiFi.

I wish I already had my master's degree.

[Pella]

Granted.  Beginning tomorrow, your industry no longer recognizes the value of a Master's degree.  Your income drops by 25%.

I wish to receive the income that Gandora lost.


[out of game]

Spoiler for Sidenote for ChemMan:

@ChemMan:
> posts something
> less than 24 hours later
> "dood thread is ded"

According to my calendar, September 29 and October 4 have four full days (96 hours) between them.  Which calendar are you using, in which those two dates are separated by "less than 24 hours"?  Just curious. [/oog]

[timetock]

You get the income. Since he was earning $0 to start with, you get $0. Awesome amirite?

I wish that I was sick so I didn't have to hand in my physics report

[eljoemo]

Granted, you fall so ill that you are unable to hand in your physics report, and pretty much anything else. You are bedridden, eating through a straw for the next 2 years. You then recover and have to return to education. You then have to do a new more difficult and boring physics report.

I wish I had amazing hair.

[grimdragon64]

Granted, someone messes up your amazing hair.
I wish I was that someone

[Jyiber]

Granted. Unfortunately "that someone" is dead.

I wish I had superpowers.

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, but your only superpower is the ability to toast bread with your mind (only bread; you can't even toast bagels).

I wish I had a job.