Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Submachine]

Granted. You teleported in a wall.

I wish that the Necronomicon was real.

[BeefSupreme]

Granted. Cthulhu is summoned and kills 75% of the world's population and the world is reigned by darkness for a billion years.
Nice wish, you got us all killed

I wish the Shinigami realm was real and that Light Yagami held possession of a Death Note.

[timetock]

Granted, you are the first victim of Death Note.

I wish I Had skate shoes.

[mathman101]

granted, but your feet are removed from your legs in a tragic accident.

I wish I had a pet soup!

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, but it's me (I'm so sorry).

I wish the USA was run by Steven Colbert.

[Chuck__Boris]

He got quickly assassinated so he wasnt able  to do anything special.

I wish i could make a wish right now.

[timetock]

Wish made. See previous wish for reference. Therefore you have used up your wish.

I wish I wouldn't lag so much on LoL

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, the game moves so fast that you take one step out of your base and end up at the enemy's Nexus.

I wish I wasn't sick ;-;

[zumba]

granted your dead

i wish the sun would explode and stop blinding me while i drive

[eljoemo]

Granted, the sun explodes. All human life is eradicated along with the entire planet. Does this even need corrupting?

I wish I could eat a week's worth of food at once and then not eat for that entire week.

[xyan]

granted your dead

(obligatory repetition viable for last 3 posts, will this continue?)

I wish google fiber existed in lots of places, including where I live, instead of just 1/2 of Kansas City.

[BeefSupreme]

Granted, you're dead. Wait, what? xD
Granted, but it costs so much that only the richest of people can have it. (and if you're rich enough to afford it, you lose all your money)

I wish people could make better wishes.