Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[pvpmister]

Granted, but you get banned from it before you get to play.
I wish for a million wishes!

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, except that you could post as many wishes as you wanted in this thread before, ergo you gained nothing.

I wish for Zanzarino's shard project to be finished soon, so he can make more new non-shard cards.

[Aves]

Granted, the internet is finished off. All things associated with the internet are 'finished'.
I wish for the destruction of all omnipotent beings and the concept of omnipotence.

[Cheesy111]

Granted, however after the concept of omnipotence is destroyed it is rediscovered a day later.
I wish that I didn't procrastinate so much.

[regen2k9]

Granted, elements no longer exists. ...

I wish I were named Zenith Lazerstorm

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but people make fun of your fantastical name.

I wish my name wasn't so simple.

[Cheesy111]

Granted, it is now Xawepidnwakzlapowqauytalierbub.  It's difficult enough to pronounce that you are simply called Drake.
I wish that I knew where my towel was.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's in your stomach (prepare for surgery).

I wish to be able to be in more than one place at the same time.

[iancudorinmarian]

Granted,I will cut your body in tho equal parts.
I wish to be the best programator.

[Kynthea]

Granted, you become the programator software itself, which in turn is bought and never installed

I wish smoking wasn't bad for my health

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, all smokable devices are fireproof now.

I wish to be completely resistant to any form of toxin.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you are now completely resistant to polyphenols and their anti-inflammatory benefits.

I wish I could fly!