Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you live normally by lemming standards while sleeping less.

I wish someone could teach me in detail, as to how you can see the amount of posts specific users have made in a certain topic.

[timetock]

Granted, though Forum shuts down due to massive amounts of data.

I wish we could have two masterballs in each game to obtain instead of only one

[xyan]

Granted, but then every pokemon has a low base catch rate, flees on first turn, and is unaffected by arena trap or mean look etc.

I wish all news shows were like Colbert Report and the Daily Show

[zumba]

granted. but they cost 50 bucks an hour to stream

I wish i didnt have to get up and get food

[timetock]

Granted, you lie in a hospital bed knowing you will die any moment and you are spoon fed bitter mush.

I wish I can get out of Bronze1.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, you are demoted to bronze2.

I wish the Cookie Clicker game wasn't so addicting.

[ChemMan13]

Granted, a malicious virus is up loaded to the app store, thank yours truly, and it cna no longer be downloadable -ever- in any format other than kitten cutter and everyone hates that game.
I wish that i had a pause button to stop time and draw in little captions when someone has a really strange face.
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[timetock]

Congratulations, time can now be stopped because you wanted to make instant memes. But the cruel thing is that only you can see those memes.
And you eventually go insane.

I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted, However i wanted, wherever I wanted. (Insomnia sucks.)

[eljoemo]

Granted, but you can only sleep for 5 minutes tops, then you have to be awake for 5 more minutes.

I wish The matrix was real.

[timetock]

The wish doesn't have to be granted. The Matrix IS REAL.

I wish I was rich. With money.

[BeefSupreme]

[gives same response he gave to the last 100000 people who wished this]
Granted, but the money you get was stolen from a bank.

I wish that I had unlimited RP on League of Legends.

[eljoemo]

Granted, so does every other user and all NPCs become incredibly difficult to compensate.

I wish I could teleport