Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[xyan]

Granted, but you nearly finish all the games you have for it and all of your 3ds stuff gets stolen (like me  )

I wish the world had a little more financial equality.

[BeefSupreme]

Granted. Everyone in the world is dirt poor.

I wish I could see Roger Waters in concert ;-;

[zumba]

Granted but you go deaf when you get there!

I wish i didnt cry when i forgot to put a wish earlier

[eljoemo]

Granted, instead of crying, you decided suicide was the best course of action.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

[Drake_XIV]

[I like how I haven't posted here in ages and I'm still the top poster for this...  Still more than twice the next...]

Granted, but you don't get any of it.

I wish I had a job.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, you hate it and it earns you next to nothing
i wish i knew someone in RL who plays EtG

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You meet me.

I wish I wasn't so inclined to self-deprecation.

[eljoemo]

Granted, you become proud and boastful, lose all your friends, live alone. Forever.

I wish more people would appreciate my awesome signature.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But only after you empty it.

I wish I could get some sleep.

[dawn to dusk]

granted, you never wake up
i wish i had more time to live life

[eljoemo]

Granted, you will never have a job and no one will spend any time with you. Enjoy your free time.

I wish I was batman.

[timetock]

Granted. You literally become a half bat - half man and you live in a freak show for the rest of your life.

I wish I could live normally while sleeping less. Then I could have more free time yaysies.