Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[timetock]

Granted, but you get a chimera that combines everything and makes it useless.

I wish that my History can go up to an A.

[dawn to dusk]

Granted but everyone gets A+ or higher so your still the bottom of the class
I wish my Internet wasn't crap

[timetock]

It ain't crap, that's for sure - it's poo.

I wish Pokemon were real 

[09113664593c]

(Out of game) Granted. End of story. granted. (/Out of game)

Granted, but team rocket steals any pokemon you even think about catching


I wish that I had an unlimited supply of delicious pepperoni pizza

[Pella]

Granted.  Pizza falls on your head an unlimited number of times.  What would you like on your Tombstone?

I wish I were a tennis ball.

[UnholyAir]

You proceed to get ripped apart by a chihuahua.

I wish the big bang never happened.

[blueberrymania]

Granted. Actually, now that nothing exists, not granted. Now that stuff exists, granted. Actually, now that nothing exists, not granted. Now that stuff exists, granted. Actually, now that nothing exists, not granted. Now that stuff exists, granted. Actually, now that nothing exists, not granted. Now that stuff exists, granted. 

I wish that I had six of every card in the game, with the exception of 30 of each pillar/pendulum.

[Pella]

Granted.  You keep them in the Trainer.

I wish I could have #1 decks in all four Arena leagues at the same time.  For a week.

[blueberrymania]

You do, but they're the only decks, and they keep losing.

I wish that Unstable Gas didn't exist.

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, Zanz still had the idea and called it gas in a jar instead.

I wish for a puppy

[Opsinis]

Granted, but it's not yours.

I wish for a tomato plant to spring up from my garden.

[Blaze]

Granted, but it dies immediately.

I wish for awesomeness.