Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[09113664593c]

Granted, but now your other foot and both hands are now broken.

I wish I had an eidetic memory

[Syche]

Granted. You now remember that night where you got drunk and did unspeakable things. :p

I wish for rainbows.

[Pella]

Granted.  Congratulations, you are a bag of Skittles.

[Out Of Game] Welcome to the forum, Syche! [/oog]

I wish I were a wealthy drug dealer and that all law enforcement peeps loved me and never did anything to hurt me or put me in jail.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted, another drug lord murders you out of jealousy.
I wish for an omelette on a plate.

[zdeev]

Granted. It tastes bad. Really, really bad.

I wish I could read people's thoughts.

[Syche]

Granted. You read one guy's thoughts. Turns out he was another person who could read people's thoughts and murders you just to stay unique.

I wish for unharmful, yummy cheese pie.

[northcity4]

Granted, but you get an allergic reaction and get sick.

I wish that if you and me both have 5$ that I actually have more money than you.

[Syche]

Granted, but whatever supreme force you believe in doesn't like how you just defied all laws of possibility. They send a majestic beetle after you, and it rips off your face, turning you into a short, casually-clothed Slenderman.

I wish for a pet majestic beetle that is completely harmless and friendly. :p

[UnholyAir]

Granted, but the beetle runs away from you and dies of cancer.


I wish that Damselflies' stats were 500/100

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, it is removed from the game for being too OP.
I wish for elements to be it's own zodiac

[UnholyAir]

Granted, and everybody is happy until their skin is composed of the element that their birth represents, thus creating factions and war between the elementals..... Sounds like EtG


I wish the guy I liked wasn't straight. :c

[Skysong]

Granted, but he still doesn't return your affections.

I wish for everything.