Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, they then snapped out of their hypnotized state and left.
I wish for bacon

[northcity4]

Granted, you get raw bacon.

I wish I was an expert in playing word games.

[Pella]

Granted.  You are an expert in playing word games in Latin.  Exactly 3 people have a similar level of proficiency; they all live in Australia, and none of them have computers.

I wish I owned the computer from the movie WarGames.

[northcity4]

Granted, it sends missiles on you and kills you.

I wish I found 3(5-2)^2 + -22 dollars in my pocket.

[09113664593c]

Granted. A gust of wind comes and blows it all away.

I wish that my math did itself

[zdeev]

Granted. But it's all incorrect.

I wish I was a professional cricket player.

[dawn to dusk]

Granted, you are a professional at playing the sounds that crickets make when chirping.
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

[northcity4]

Granted, but that wish is inherently corrupted already.

I wish I could live in the white house legally.

[Pella]

Granted.  Your house is now white.  (You didn't mean The White House, did you?)

I wish everything I did was always right.

[northcity4]

Granted, you now do everything to the right of your body.

I wish I never needed surgery.

[kimham8a]

Granted. What you need is a friend instead.

I wish for life to be a tad easier.

[UnholyAir]

Granted, but life becomes harder for each and every individual on the world and they all hate you for it.


I wish my foot was not broken.