Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you become an apple and get immedeately eaten by one of the humans without suffering. Yep, you're dead.

I wish for a lifetime supply of salted peanuts.

[Aves]

Granted. You get an inanimate object's lifetime's worth of salted peanuts.
I wish for the next ten wishes to be in dead languages.

[pvpmister]

Granted, the next 10 after another 10billion posts.

I wish... for  to have 500 cards.

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted, but has 500 times the same useless card...

I wish my internet connection doesn't lag

[regen2k9]

Granted, but now every other network you use besides your own lags.

I wish I didn't just get eliminated from the tournament.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you did get eliminated just before that moment.

I wish for a non-venomous pet tarantula.

[Cheesy111]

Granted.  It's seven feet tall and aggressive.
I wish I would win cards from rare spins.

[rowcla]

granted, but whenever you do, your computer crashes before it can save
I wish for the super speedy cider squeezy 6000

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it blows up in your face.

I wish I could control fire.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, the whole world now knows that you can control fire. Whenever someone's house burns down, they will blame you.

I wish my arena deck would make it to #1.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they bring back T50 and scrap the arena.

I wish people would stop blaming me for when their house catches on fire...

[rowcla]

Granted, your house catches on fire though
I wish for that full Minecraft world of equestria would be finished soon