Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[rowcla]

granted, but you accidently manage to use it on itself, and it gets sent back in time.

I wish for pony emoticons on this forum

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they're limited to the troll equivalents.

I wish I was a better violist.

[rowcla]

you mean like ?

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

anyway

Granted, but you still have nothing on Octavia or Lyra when it comes to strings (blorgh that was said weirdly, OH WELL!)

I wish for Daniel ingrams "electronic" song to be in the next episode

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you never hear it, much less see the episode.

I wish I could remember some of my old Japanese education.

[rowcla]

Lol, why wouldnt i be able to? ELABORATE!!!

anyway

Granted, but you only remember a few random Kanji
I wish for less mlp fanfics to be grimdark and sad (ITS DEPRESSING!)

[Drake_XIV]

I don't really like getting specific on how I crush people's dreams.  I leave it to their imaginations.

Granted.  There are no more MLP fanfics.

I wish I wasn't acquainted with several pedophiles...

[rowcla]

Granted, but then i get suspicious that you might be being an idiot and referring to me
I wish that people werent such idiots and accept that we like mlp because its a quality show, and also for people not to watch just the first couple of episodes, those are by far the worst...

[pvpmister]

Granted, your now the only person that hates it.

I wish for the next person to corrupt a wish to get banned from elements straight away, and forever. And you cant make a new account.

[rowcla]

R U CALLIN ME IDIOT? DURRR....

granted, however since i cant make a wish now, the whole of the internet explodes from confusion and in the fixes it by simply ignoring your wish
I wish for socks meme to come back

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's back for just a milisecond and then "Gone Forever".

I wish for a new album by Three Days Grace.

[regen2k9]

Granted, Three Days Grace teams up with Justin Bieber to make a new album.  You get the first copy, autographed by the Biebs, of course.

I wish I had a full unupped set of titans.

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted, they betray you as they betrayed their father chronus...

I wish I lived in the golden age (cit.)