Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[mesaprotector]

Granted, all music is abolished except for Gregorian chant.

I wish it would snow exactly three inches.

[bledsoealex8]

Granted, it  snows exactly three inches except for anywhere you are and anywhere you will go. 
I wish that  was an actual element with cards.

[teffy]

  is an element with the "empty shield card" and the " empty weapon card".
I wish, that zanzarino updates the Development News.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, he posts that he is buffing Nova, Discord, and SoSa.

I wish that one plus one were equal to three.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You now have to pay more when buying $1 items in bulk.

I wish I had a life...

[regen2k9]

Granted.  *gives Drake 2 copies of half-life*

I wish I had a really cool custom elements-based avatar to use (once I get 200 posts) like SG or jmtd

[rowcla]

granted, but mine is still 20% cooler
I wish, to he the crem de la crem, and the type of pony everypony should now, and then make my mark on high society, and....

[Drake_XIV]

Assuming the "to die" follows the ellipses,  your wish is granted.

I wish I had some more solar panels to completely convert my car.

[rowcla]

granted, but like most solar powered cars, its VERY slow, and is really not worth it compared to simply walking
I wish to be able to go to bronycon in amareica...

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but like every American convention, everything is overpriced and you can't afford to even enter.

I wish I had the time to go to AX this year.

[rowcla]

Hah! Like it would cost over $300 to enter, (I would totally pay that!)

Granted, however its canceled this year due too forcasts of CHAOS!

I wish that elements had cards for a bunch of mlp characters

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but they are far from decent cards and cost 500 of a quanta to play.

I wish I actually had Eternity as a real weapon.