Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You pull so many copies of the cards you want that you inflate the card market, lowering the cost of the card(s).

I wish I had a working flatbed scanner.

[rowcla]

But id still have em wouldnt I? I COULD USE EM! (and sell the first few for a decent bit anyway)
Granted, but its only a flat bed that scans when you sleep on it, and you have to be sleeping XD
I wish for good quality torrents to come out faster for the stuff i want to torrent

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you pull a couple of viruses that evade your security software and just screw up your computer.

I wish I had a functioning TARDIS.

[rowcla]

If that happened they wouldnt be quality would they?

anyway

granted, but then doctor whooves takes it back
I wish for Doctor Whooves to appear in Doctoe Who as the next doctor

[Drake_XIV]

It depends on your definition of quality.  In my case, I meant that the file was of higher quality, separate from any additional malware.  In yours, it's the source that is of higher quality, free of bugs and whatnot.

Granted, but it turns out that it is short lived when he gets slaughtered by Christopher Eccleston.

[rowcla]

I WOULD STILL BE HAPPY!

anyway

DERP NO WISHES!

I wish for derpy

[FlareGlutox]

Granted.
Still derpy but not satisfying, I hope
I wish for less ads on TV and internet.

[regen2k9]

Granted, to compensate, 8x more billboards are erected, especially in residential neighborhoods.

I wish that when oracle gave me a pet, I received it in real life (for at least 3 games  )

[mesaprotector]

Granted, your pet Otyugh eats first all of your belongings, then you.

I wish for chocolate.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you win a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, fall in his chocolate river, and get stuck in the drain chute.

I wish for world peace 

[pvpmister]

Granted, but just before it is peaceful you die.
 
I wish for the next person to grant my wish to die

[Cheesy111]

Granted, but it takes a millenium.
I wish I had a cookies and creme milkshake.