Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[vivimancer]

after a heavy drinking session you begin to pass out, instead of throwing up you die of alchohol poisoning

i wish for cake

[bobknows]

Granted, its burnt really badly. Lots of frosting though.

I wish i could bribe the oracle.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  The fat bastard still won't give you Nymphs.

I wish I'd get any in-game Nymph today.

[bobknows]

Granted. You recieve it while on someone elses account.

I wishi had a longer attention span.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You can now maintain focus one nanosecond longer.

I wish I had an attention span.

[vivimancer]

granted your lazer like focus allows you to finally complete that task you've been wanting to do.
Unfortunately you completely forget everything else and die of dehydration

I still wish for a fire nymph

[AP579]

Granted. It accidentally kills itself.

I wish to be an adrenaline junkie.

[esran]

granted, but your attack is so high that you get no extra attacks each turn.
i wish i could beat dungeon crawl soup.

[thispersonisagenius]

Granted. However, you spend so much time beating the game that after you finish, your eyes are the size of quarks.

I wish for 6 copies of every Elements card on my account on a computer that will never malfunction.

[bobknows]

Granted. Too bad you left your account open on your other computer and all of it is lost when you open the deckbuilder.

I wish I didnt have to wake up tomorrow.

[vivimancer]

granted, you sleep through until midday, when your boss rings you up informing you that you have been sacked.

I wish for a small fish with a big personality

[thispersonisagenius]

Granted. Your fish has such a large personality that it enforces it upon you, burrowing into your brain and controlling your actions with its own twisted thoughts, causing you to throw your wife/girlfriend/best friend off of a 10-story building, resign from your job as the CEO of a large business, and start eating 7 pounds of fish food every day.

I wish that it was impossible to corrupt any of my wishes any more.