Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[vivimancer]

Granted, it's maggot flavour.
I wish to get rid of my fear of heights.

You master you fear of heights by skydiving, the amazing thrill of freefall is tempered by your parachute not opening.

You are dead.

I wish to be happy.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Your name is now Happy.  That's a stupid name...

I wish I would just stay away from this thread.

[esran]

granted, you never go near that thread of string.
i wish that i was a zombie.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You are the first and last zombie of the nth zombie outbreak.  Easily solved with shotgun and a white room.

I wish I could draw better than I can now.

[vivimancer]

granted you now draw perfectly,
your drawings are considered a work of genius .
Unfortunatley you become depressed with your work and and are unable to ever pick up a pen ever again,
you die sad and lonely.

[Drake_XIV]

[No wish]

I wish for pancakes.

[esran]

granted, they are posioned and you die (duh).
i wish i wasn't more obsessed with the forumn then i am with the game.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You are equally obsessed and cannot find the time to eat or defecate.

I wish I had a left leg.

[esran]

granted, but then canibals eat every part of you besides your left leg.
i wish i didnt squander my wish on something as stupid as this.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You wasted it by wishing you'd wish next.

I wish that esran would not wish next.

[esran]

granted. first i grant your wish, then i wish as an edit
edit: i wish i had more reputation.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You have more negative rep.

I wish I spent less time on Forum Games.