Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skysong]

Granted, one personality is homecidal, and the other is suicidal.
I wish that people stopped granted wishes with a morbid twist.

[Absol]

Granted. It's not a twist, per se. Instead, they granted only morbid wishes.

I wish for world peace, in a positive way.

[esran]

granted, all of humanity is thrown in the positive verticle direction, and suffocates in space. the world is peaceful without the humans to cause war.
i wish for a dictionary.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted. it is in a language you do not understand.
I wish for cooked fish.

[Skysong]

Granted, but someone decides that they're hungry, and eats it.
I wish for a pizza.

[esran]

granted, but the pizza is in soviet russia, and eats you.
i wish for eternal darkness and death to lague the universe, killing all inhabitants and bringing about entropy.

[Nepycros]

Granted, though after everyone dies, a black hole occurs, turning the universe back into a single high-order singularity, negating the entropy, due to the astrophysical effect of extinguishing all heat sources, forcing the universe's mass to collapse back upon itself. :{

I wish for my book to be published and be a successful hit.

[AP579]

Granted. It successfully hits people and causes a book apocalypse.
I wish for a nerf gun.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, but you become insanely depressed because it's not as cool as mine.
I wish for a nymph from the oracle.

[DoubleCapitals]

Granted. I get her.
I wish i ate the cooked fish.

[esran]

granted, skysong throws it up and you eat it.
i wish i didnt have to see you eating all that throwup.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted. You are blind, but you still hear and smell and feel it all.

I wish people didn't throw up.