Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[AP579]

Granted. Everyone now seems twice as stupid.

I wish that I had 6 quantum in real life.

[justaburd]

Granted, but there's nothing to use them on.

I wish for some cotton candy.

[Skysong]

Granted, but you get tooth decay.
I wish for Algebra to be easier...

[Jenkar]

Granted. Now all other subjects look impossible.
I wish for a flower.

[Opsinis]

Granted, but you are allergic to it and sent to the ER for medical attention.
I wish for some snow.

[AP579]

Granted. You get black, slushy snow.

I wish I could see only the color turquoise.

[esran]

granted. you are now blind, but do yo a mess up in your brain, it constantly looks like you see turquise.
i wish i didnt make so many spelling mistakes.

[AP579]

Granted. Now you make grammar mistakes, and your writing is even more incoherent.

I wish that everyone in the world was nice.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, everyone in a the tiny virtual world of some random unsuccessful little video game is now nice.

I wish for the ability to recover from and heal back injuries in less than 1 second.

[Skysong]

 Granted, this means that you are torchered and don't die from it, so you have a life time of pain ahead of you.
I wish that people would grant wishes as they were intended 

[esran]

granted. everyone on this forumn is no longer a person.
i wish i wished to wish that i wished to wish.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you wished to, but didn't actually commit it.

I wish to have a split personality.