Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Cannibal7]

Granded. you are teleported permanently on the dark side of the moon where sun never shines.
I wish for a Nymph win everyday from oracle

[yaladilae]

granted, but all you get is water nymph and all your pet become spark

i wish i know what i want to wish for

[esran]

granted. you now know that you shouldnt have wished to know what to wish for, because when you do octopuses eat your brains. why? because the spirits deem your wish stupid.
i wish to marry the RNG with the oracle as first lady and chuck noris as my best man.

[Skysong]

Granted, but the wedding cake, which somehow have a core of steal, falls on you, and you die.

I wish you would die.

[esran]

granted. but since im dead i cant grant your wish, and thus i am not dead.
i wish i had superpowers that are not harmful to myself or others.

[AP579]

Granted. Your superpower is being invisible when no light hits you.

I wish that all universes would continue in the course of time precisely as they would have before if this wish had never been made, unless the destruction or desolation of the earth might occur, at which point that this wish would be immediately transformed into delaying any destruction or desolation for two cubed times ten times ten times ten years.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  Life is still uneventful.

I wish I never returned to this thread.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you die of withdrawal syndrome.

I wish this thread wasn't that long.

[Skysong]

Granted, but then the forum breaks and everyone kills you.
I wish I had a fish.

[Cannibal7]

Granted. You find a great white shark under your pillow waiting for cuddles.
I wish i could win Ralouf more often

[yaladilae]

granted, but asdl aslkdfg gfdl;khop 23yhefuisdv duiaspd cvnbojhsiodf 32o9sndf sdlnsdiopdsfnl  !!!

I wish you could understand what i said

[Skysong]

Granted, we now know that you said "Granted, but **** happens, destroys most all of the earth, and everyone meets  , , and !!!

I wish people were only half as stupid as they seem.