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Lemonsown · « **Reply #1272 on:** May 25, 2012, 11:47:12 pm »

Granted you get so much money you suffocate and die

I wish for time to rewind and Barcelona FC to win Champions League

Skysong · « **Reply #1273 on:** May 26, 2012, 05:01:04 pm »

Granted, they win the Champions Cricket League.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

esran · « **Reply #1274 on:** May 28, 2012, 01:47:50 am »

granted, but this creates a paradox. specifacally the false god paradox. he kills you.
i wish that i wished for something more useful.

Quizzical · « **Reply #1275 on:** May 28, 2012, 02:23:29 am »

Granted, you wished for a snail.

I wish for the Kongregate PvP Tournament #2 to be more successful than #1

esran · « **Reply #1276 on:** May 28, 2012, 04:48:52 am »

granted, the very end of tournament 1 fails so horribly that nothing turney 2 does could be as bad.
i wish for dream team to win kongregate turney 1.

bobknows · « **Reply #1277 on:** May 29, 2012, 12:54:13 pm »

Granted, dream team is your opponent.

I wish i had a never melting popsicle

yaladilae · « **Reply #1278 on:** May 29, 2012, 02:26:48 pm »

Granted, but it taste like crap and you end up forcibly licking it til the end of time

I wish for

Skysong · « **Reply #1279 on:** May 29, 2012, 03:12:28 pm »

Granted, but that creates

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I wish fo another wish.

Cannibal7 · « **Reply #1280 on:** May 29, 2012, 03:25:15 pm »

Granted . Your wish will be availiable in afterlife.
I wish to win the Begginers League

yaladilae · « **Reply #1281 on:** May 29, 2012, 03:38:18 pm »

granted but you were the only beginner because everyone is much better than you

i wish for

AP579 · « **Reply #1282 on:** May 30, 2012, 05:34:34 am »

Granted. Enjoy your 34 cents as the country hyperinflates itself.

I wish for 35 cents in gold. Physically.

yaladilae · « **Reply #1283 on:** May 30, 2012, 12:09:55 pm »

Granted, but because even with lots of

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I wish for a solar power torch