Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Skysong]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted, changing it to "I wish I was uncorrupted for 5 seconds, and then was recorrupted."

I wish I good find a good way to corrupt a wish.

[esran]

granted, but it is used to currupt your wish by someone else.
i wish that the twilight series didnt exist.

[Absol]

Granted. Instead, it becomes My Immortal. Though, that would probably be better.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

[esran]

granted, it doesn't hurt because you are dead.
i wish someone would bring Absol back to life.

[Skotadi Phobos]

granted, he eats you brains
I wish someone would rate my song

[esran]

granted, he rates it 0.
i wish i wasnt adicted to forumn games.

[Quizzical]

Granted, now leave!

I wish I had some girl scout cookies; Samoas

[Skysong]

Granted, but esran eats them.

I wish I had a tame pet dragon.

[esran]

granted, but Quizzical kills it by repeatedly casting thunderbolt on it.
i wish i was a panda.

[Annele]

Granted. Suddenly Pandas = extinct.

I wish.

[haydenshark]

youre wish took too long so it was wasted and the powerful wishing people broke your legs for punishment.

i wish i could stop time as i please also continue time as i please

[justaburd]

granted, but it only works on yourself so if you stop time, you can't unstop it.

I wish for something awesome.