Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Quizzical]

Granted, but these rares have been found out to be hacked, so your account gets banned

I wish I had a better internet speed.

[esran]

granted provided you think slower is better.
i wish for world peace.

[Quizzical]

Granted, but peace is a nuclear war that ends in 1,000 years.

I wish for the banishment of shards in Elements.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, Elements starts to track the number of glass shards lying on your keyboard and will ban you if said number exceeds zero.

I wish computers could be operated simply by one's mind.

[Quizzical]

Granted, but everyone's mind explodes from intense element grinding.

I wish everyone in platinum put up a farm so I could win all rares

[Skysong]

Granted, but the cost for rare spins go the 99 wins, and the farms use no rares.

I wish for nothing.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You are sentenced to spend the rest of your life possessionless in a white room with no windows.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[haydenshark]

granted you now have The Anal Rope Doing Incredible Sit-ups

i wish for xbox live

[Quizzical]

Granted, but you have little money, and can only have it for 2 months.

I wish for glorious fame.

[blarp]

Granted, but after some embarrassing "slip ups" and drug incidents, you shave your head and you're never heard from again.

I wish I could make wishes without any negative consequences.

[Skysong]

Granted, but your wishes stop being granted.
I wish for Dr. Pepper.

[esran]

granted. Dr. Pepper MD preforms heart surgery on you.
i wish i had exactly 47 post count.