Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Cheesy111]

Granted, but it's oatmeal raisin.
I wish that it was Friday.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but you GOTTA get down on friday.

I wish I owned a Tuscan Speed 6.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it's a gost Tuscan Speed 6 (like a gost galleon), thus invisible and untouchable.

I wish for a "Depression"-Smiley for Elements Forums.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you get a manic-depressive smiley in one of its manic states (really happy and smiling).

I wish Morgan Freeman could narrate my life.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but he still does it during some of your... intimate moments.  In person.

I wish I had Morgan Freeman's voice.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you now have to narrate regen2k9's "intimate moments".

I wish for a chronological sequel to Bartimaeus 03 - Ptolemy's Gate.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but like most sequels, is not as good as the one before it.

I wish I had some money,

[Cheesy111]

Granted.  A penny is dropped on you from an airplane.  It hurts.
I wish my soda can could refill itself.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, it refills itself with air.

I wish to sleep very well every night for the next 4 weeks.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You sleep so well that you don't wake up in time for anything important and suffer the consequences.
I wish I could have a pair of pogo stilts.

Btw, Drake and Flare, I lol'd SO HARD at your comments.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but after an attempt goes awry, you are now hospitalized.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

[Scaramanga]

Granted, not corrupted but slightly altered. You get a slap in the face. *Zchmack!*

I wish I dont regret this post.