Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, they appear in haydensharks deeply frozen stomach. Now try to retrieve them!

I wish I had dark wings.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you are now the owner of the Dark Wings troupe. a travelling band of thieves / circus people.  I'm sure that's redundant...

I wish this thread had died.

[haydenshark]

granted but then it was was resurrected

i wish i could be unfrozen

[justaburd]

granted: you are now roasted, like a chicken.

I wish for

marshmallows

[haydenshark]

granted but u jump off a cliff not being able to decide if your going to roast them

i wish i was invincible

[n00b]

Granted, but now you have been entombed forever.

I wish this thread would reach 100 pages.

[Muffinesque]

Granted, but then the thread gets deleted.

I wish I never have to sleep.

[haydenshark]

granted but then people wonder whats wrong with you so scientists kidnap u to figure out why u dont need to sleep

i wish i was the most epic person ever

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you are just amazingly epic in being normal.

I wish I could create and control space-time-rifts at will.

[Annele]

Granted, you rip a hole in the space-time continuum and destroy the universe.

I wish this was the last post.

[AP579]

Granted, it's the last post in your lifetime. Bye-bye!

(yay 100 pages!)

I wish that proper grammar would be used on the internet.

[DoubleCapitals]

Your wish was grants.
I wish to waste this wish.