Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted, buy you are too poor to afford the fees.

I wish for a pet silkworm.

[killsdazombies]

Granted, but it feeds on human flesh... yours.

I wish the rng loved me!

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  For fear of nepotism, it refuses to give you Nymphs.

I wish for Communism.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but in order for it to happen, Marxist-prophesied revolutions occur, leaving you, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Paula Deen, and Woody Allen the only people left on earth to form your communist society.  Have fun 

I wish I had a giant eagle to ride places.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you aren't old enough for your Giant Eagle permit.

I wish for a better life.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You are now wealthy, tons of women flock to you, and people pay hundreds of dollars just to see your face.  You are Justin Bieber.

I wish I had a sky-blue 70s-style leisure suit.

[haydenshark]

granted it blends in to much with the sky and u get hit by a car

i wish i was an alien with alien technology warning me when something bad is going to happen to me

[Annele]

Granted. Alien technology is faulty, as it always is, and your machine forgets to warn you when I creep up behind you and stab you with my Vampire Stiletto.

I wish I didn't have to listen to Justin Beiber, One direction and Reece Maston daily.

[regen2k9]

Granted.  Your computer, radio, and television are destroyed and you are placed under house arrest!

I wish that I had a big ol' relic in real life.

[Annele]

Granted. Relics are useless. It might be worth a few  , but the world doesn't use this currency.

I wish the world uses as currency.

[haydenshark]

granted nobody figures out how to get  out of the computer so then the world turns to all out panic

i wish i was the coolest person ever

[Poker Alho]

Granted, you are frozen to the temperature of -272,9 ºC 

i wish i had more trophies