Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you are spread across the winds, unable to come back to form one body again.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

[Absol]

Granted. Unlike Supoerman, though, you lack the wind resistance and internal organ toughness. You splatted yourself when landing the first time.

I wish i win my War R1 game.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you lose R2

I wish I had the time to grind and maybe be able join the War.

[Absol]

Granted, you already capable of joining War. You just didn't join.

I wish Team would win this War.

[Drake_XIV]

[I had meant having the time to actually take part in the War effectively]

Granted, but the banner doesn't get changed to Reigned by until the next war.

I wish I had time to invent time travel.

[justaburd]

Granted, but the universe implodes when you do invent it.

I wish to know what the chance of finishing that last quest in battle is.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but it involves breaking the fourth wall.

I wish that I gained 20 levels and the appropriate skill points in Battle.

[justaburd]

Granted, but that darn golem keeps breaking your arm so you never really have enough attack.

I wish life was simpler.

[Absol]

Granted, but that darn golem keeps breaking your arm so you never really have enough attack.

So i can one-shot a dragon, but will lose on an arm wrestling against golem? That's just absurd.

Granted, your life is now simpler without Elements.

I wish i can slay the Great Chimera and get the shiny forum icon.

[Drake_XIV]

Wait, Forum Icon?  Good thing it has 1000< HP so you can't one-shot it...

Granted, but only after the rest of us have killed it too.

I wish I could one-shot the Great Chimera.

[Absol]

Granted. You one-shot it. You need 9001 atk, and so, you cheated your way. UTA found out and banned you, and take the icon back.

I wish i can stay top level in Battle.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You hit the level cap and the rest of us catch up.

I wish I could find a decent Latin class.