Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But all your pillar, pendulum, tower, and mark stacks have been protected.

I wish that I had a reason to write again.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, it's your will
I wish I had more stamina

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you lose it since the creature has not deemed you worthy.

I wish for hell fire.

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, the wind blows it out
I wish I was done with school right now

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you can't get a job since you finished school too early.

I wish that I had a TARDIS.

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, you get an ordinary telephone booth which was once a TARDIS.
I challenge you to corrupt this wish, which came from the decorrupt a wish thread.

I wish elements was a reality as well as a game, and that i had 6 of every card, both upped & unupped, that would be able to move, talk (for nymphs), think, and basically live, and obey my commands in the language that I can use best.

[Poker Alho]

Granted but you suddenly suffer from sudden death syndrome

i wish i had already finished college

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You drop out.

I wish I knew which college I wanted to go to.

[Annele]

Granted, but they don't let you in.

I wish to be able to resist temptation.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you are still undeniably attracted to me.

I wish I wasn't so narcissistic.

[Annele]

Granted, but that leaves room for being even more deluded.

I wish you would stop harrasing me. 

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but deep down inside, you know you like it.

I wish people realized I was a guy.