Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[Cheesy111]

Granted, but so do all the trolls.
I wish that I had some IBC root beer.

[mesaprotector]

Granted, a giant bottle of root beer falls down from the sky and smashes your house.

I wish Rack City would disappear from the world and never be heard again.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but Tyga will make 20 future singles that sound ALMOST exactly like it.

I wish Beethoven, Bach, and Mozart could be reincarnated for one day to write reviews/critiques of Justin Bieber's most recent album.

[artimies7]

Granted, but they think it's pretty good opera.

I wish for moar powah!

[mesaprotector]

Granted, enjoy your electrocution.

I wish my lazy cat would learn how to catch mice.

[Xenocidius]

Granted. She catches them, eats them, then regurgitates them for you to eat like a loving mother.

I wish that PHP would stop sucking.

[rowcla]

granted, but PHP is a gay man, who is know sad...
I wish for more inspiration for making stuff for my deviant art

[Tom Bombadil]

Granted, but your stuff got stolen and sold for 4000$ each.
I wish for someone to pass my exams pretending to be me.

[rowcla]

My deviant art stuff?

SWEET!

well anyway...

Granted, but you fail to pass pretending to be the guy who was pretending to be you
I wish for wizards of the coast to make another portal two kingdoms type of set, except with mlp (hasbro owns them! THEY SHOULD DO IT!) so that way i can spend all of my money on it...

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, except we already have that, ITS CALLED CUPCAKES! So this one is ignored because cupcakes is 20% cooler.

But really, cupcakes is pretty much that, it is a fanfic, however it has spawned various vids...

Oh and then theres loads of other fanfics, like rainbow factory and sweet apple massacare...

Well theres no shortage at any rate...

That's pretty cool, maybe someday I'll check that out.


Anyway, the wish:
Granted, you die to hunger because you spent ALL your money on it (after selling EVERYTHING you own) and you now have nothing left to trade for food.

I wish for better internet in my home district.

[regen2k9]

Granted, but it costs 500USD/month.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you become the tofu-version.

I wish for ... ... ... a cookie?