Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[zhangvict]

Granted. Since dracomancers don't exist, and you are a dracomancer, you don't exist.

I wish to have mad skills.

[Annele]

Granted. Skills is a bum disease.

I wish to be able to skip high school and get really rich.

[zhangvict]

Granted, you are now not only rich, but also uneducated and more stupid than everyone else.

I wish I can walk upside down.

[Jenkar]

Granted, you are now not only rich, but also uneducated and more stupid than everyone else.

I wish I can walk upside down.

Granted, you're now australian.
I wish for

[FlareGlutox]

...nothing. And you even get it

I wish for something.

[Kakerlake]

Granted. You recieve a piece of void from the vast universe. Which then causes an implosion and breaks your arm.

I wish for Derpy to win a competition of intelligence.

[dreadwoe]

granted his head explodes from the exertion

i wish for a poodle crossed with a velocaraptor

[mega plini]

Granted, The beast doesn't like you and takes a run for it, all the way to jurasic park.
I wish for good grades on my test tommorow.

[dreadwoe]

granted you are accused of cheating and get detention and then a 0%

I wish for a hamburger that transforms into a car




@mega plini

---I wish you well on your test, though

[regen2k9]

Granted.  You forget to refrigerate your car and it spoils.

I wish I had telepathic paper (paper that makes the person who looks at it see whatever you want them to see on it).

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  But yours phases out when you try to pass off as a responsible adult.  Some lies are simply too big for it.

I wish that dracomancers were real and I was one.

[Scaramanga]

Granted! But you are still an egg. Ready to be eaten by an Oty.

I wish my phone never run out of batteries.