Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, you get a human baby.

I wish for a pencil made out of sugar.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, ants eat your homework.  Your teacher will have a hard time believing that...

I wish I didn't have any homework.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but then you would be me

I wish I wasn't such an asshole.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you are an asshole.  In other words, you're me.

I wish we formed a league for douches.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, we form a league of people, who put ghostmares, oraclebows, firestalls, and SoSac-stalls up on the arena. That league also goes by the names "Bronze", "Silver", "Gold" and "Platinum".

I wish for more imagination.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, you go mad.

I wish the nurse would let me out of this asylum...

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, but you have become so mad, you don't realize it.

I wish hospitals were happier, funnier places.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You're in an asylum.

I wish I knew why my hands were suddenly replaced by two fish...

[justaburd]

Granted, but you still don't know why they turned into scissors while your wish was being granted.

I wish for  .

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you have nowhere to spend it.

I wish that I'd be able to follow my life-long dream of being a clown mascot for a fast food restaurant chain.

[regen2k9]

Granted, you are coated in plastic and doomed to spend the rest of your life as a plastic Ronald McDonald.

I wish I had a giant eagle to ride wherever I wanted to go.

[Drake_XIV]

Granted.  You ride in its stomach.  Unfortunately, you don't stay there long as it ejects you over a large ocean.

I wish to be a dracomancer.