Corrupt A Wish 4.0

[McSod]

Granted, but that only means the guys standing over your keyboard haven't finished yet. Give them time.

I wish I could erase that mental image from my mind.

[Dart]

Granted, but it is replaced with a mental image of old people masturbating.

I wish to change the topic.

[FlareGlutox]

Granted, I change the topic to Dart's mom.

I wish Dart's mom wasn't so fat and ugly.

[regen2k9]

Granted, she is a beautiful and sophisticated woman and now you look like a big meanie! 

I wish for team air to win war #5 

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, the forums are reigned by air and float away
I wish team darkness won war?

[Skotadi Phobos]

Granted, the forums are reigned by air and float away
I wish team darkness won war

[eaglgenes101]

Granted, darkness gets overnerfed and is now UP.
I wish that I had a more regular schedule.

[DeadHerald]

Granted, darkness gets overnerfed and is now UP.
I wish that I had a more regular schedule.

Granted, You're convicted of murder and get life in prison.
I wish I wasn't so shy...

[regen2k9]

Granted, you are now overly exuberant and yell EVERYTHING that you say.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener

[Drake_XIV]

Granted, but you must recall the name of your baloney.

I wish I had some processed meat.

[McSod]

Granted, but it's a hot dog. And you realize that nothing in nature is the colour of hot dog. Barbies dolls are the only thing comparable. You feel ill, and no longer desire processed meat.

I wish I hadn't noticed the hotdog-barbie doll connection...

[regen2k9]

Granted, now whenever you see a barbie doll you have a craving for processed meat but you don't know why.

I wish I had some processed cheese to go with the processed meat.