Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it always takes you to the inside of the Kiroshima reactor. When it explodes.

I wish for money.

[Jocko]

Granted. Take 10 cents.
I wish for 10 cents D:

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but they're exploding cents. Oh, and  it takes $1,000,000,000,000 to buy a piece of 'nickel' candy.

I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000^9^9^9^9^9^9^99999999999.

[Aves]

Granted, but its in burning Monopoly Money.
I wish for no further wishes to be made.

[yee]

Granted, but it only applies to you.

I wish learn how to fly.

[NikaZaslavsky]

Granted, but you crash into an airplane and die.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[Jocko]

Granted, but there are no more walls in the world, so your ability is useless.
I wish i could design the best decks.

[Qwandri]

Granted, but you wake up to realize that you're now a probability testing computer program.

I wish I programmed you.

[Kizerrezik]

Granted but you programmed me to kill you.

I wish i never had to sleep.

[Shaliyah]

Granted but you just realized it was just a dream.

I wish I could shift into any animal.

[0gr0]

Granted, but you can only shift into a human
I wish that EtG can be played on iPhone

[Jocko]

Granted but you are the only one on earth without an iphone.
I wish to have an iphone :/