Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Qwandri]

Granted, but false gods replace the creepers (crawlers, whatever they're called.)

I wish that it was easier to plan things.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but you can only plan creepers.

I wish Angry Birds was in Minecraft.

[Qwandri]

Granted, but your smartphone and your computer simultaneously break.

I wish that everyone knew who was smarter than them on a given topic.

[artimies7]

Granted, but everyone's smarter than you, apparently.

I wish that I could invent teleporting in order to solve the environmental problem of gas emissions from cars.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it is too expensive to actually be used in this century

i wish for a box of bran flakes

[silux]

ops you got brain flakes!

i wish i had 4 hamburgerer

[yee]

Granted, but your 4 friends came over and you must share, wich means you get to watch how they eat your hamburgers.

I wish to get hit by a tomato.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it's an acid tomato.

I wish for Norton to stop blocking Minecraft Forum.

[yee]

Granted, but Norton now autodownloads viruses and other malware.

I wish to see the ending.

[silux]

granted but now you must see 24hours of credits

i wish a reckless potato

[yee]

Granted, but it dosn't care about you and runs away.

I wish that somebody would repaint the windows.

[MattXtream]

granted, now get to work.

I wish for less trollz