Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[davidy22]

Granted but now people have started to add Numbers at the ends of their names like this: 13Flayne31



I Wish For an uncorruptable wish

You lose everything else. At least you have your wish now.

I wish I could recursively iterate over an array list in java without array list methods, just the normal array notation.

[doublecross]

Granted, but now you have no friends.

I wish I didn't know how bad a frappichino was for you.

[silux]

Granted but the brainwash didn't worked as expected, so now you worship the fake god Osiris.
Now you consider Pharaoh as Osiris's Gift and now a concession of the Almighty Zanzarino

I wish this forum threat didn't exist

[Qwandri]

Granted, but you get transferred to an alternate reality (this one) where this thread still exists.

I wish that I was better at posting on this forum. I could have like 5,000 posts by now.

[silux]

Now you are a Super Duper Uber Cool Mega Legendary Hero Member, with 9.9 X10⁹ posts.But that has required the help of a Super Duper Uber Cool Mega Legendary Hero Forum botting.Your computer didn't withstand the huge effort and crashed as soon as you see the Super Duper Uber Cool Mega Legendary Hero member title in you forum account.

I wish you merry Christmas!

[Qwandri]

Granted, but it's july. People now (rightfully) think that you're crazy.

I wish for a cat.

[Camoninja]

Granted! (http://nyan.cat)

And I wish you a Happy New Year!

[artimies7]

Granted, but it's the year before you were born. You don't exist.

I wish that Sharpie would not stain.

[Qwandri]

Granted, but it doesn't stain paper anymore, either.

I wish that ginding was more fun.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it is grinding against a belt sander instead of elements

i wish for your death

[Qwandri]

Granted, but you've just started a zombie apocolypse.

I wish for Will Smith.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but he's one of the zombies.

I wish there was Elements in Minecraft.