Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[jamesdyer680]

Granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish I had an edible apple crumble.

[ZergKing]

ok but you die from over-stuffing your stomach

i wish to be featured on some popular show

[jamesdyer680]

Granted, it's called least famous suicides.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[ZergKing]

granted, but they are MAN-EATING DOLLAH'S and they NOMNOM ON YOU

i wish to have an idea for a wish

[Qwandri]

Granted, but it was the idea that you just had.

I wish for adblock.

[ZergKing]

granted but it doesnt

i wish for more tme in a day

[Qwandri]

Granted, but you're just... So... *Yawn* Ti... Rezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I wish for a vending machine.

[silux]

Sorry but you must enter a coin first.(you have already a vending machine in front of you)

I wish I can have an avatar gif like the one of ZergKing!

[Qwandri]

Granted, but- WAIT A SECOND. How the hell does he do that? He's still a junior member!

I wish for tacos.

[Camoninja]

Granted, they're plastic tacos. (I think that happened because he posted somewhere a bunch of times that might have been moved to Forum Games?)

I wish for immortality.

[Qwandri]

Granted, but your name is Tuck now.  If I remember the books correctly, that's what I mean. Also, I typed out the BBCode from memory.

EDIT: Forgot a wish...

I wish for people to stop making names with random fracking letters on the ends. [Ex.: XxXemocowboiXxX. I hate that crap.]

[Flayne]

Granted but now people have started to add Numbers at the ends of their names like this: 13Flayne31



I Wish For an uncorruptable wish