Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Jocko]

I wish that Zerg hadn't forget to wish...

[sbluen]

Granted, but I don't wish instead.

That's right. I will now point and laugh at the agony and suffering that your wishes bring you.

[silux]

You don't wished anything
 so now you can't wish FOREVER

I wish i had a working tablet

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you now have a perfectly working stone tablet. Feel free to engrave anything on it.

I wish that the minecraft forum was online.

[artimies7]

Granted, but you're IP-banned forever.

I wish that I had a mitosis'd Jade Dragon with a Shard of Readiness.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but your opponent uses Steal on it.

I wish for an infinite improbability drive.

[agentflare]

Since it was more improbable that it didn't exist, your improbability drive ceased to exist.

I wish for a 90$ bill.

[ZergKing]

granted, but it is illegal and the police sack you for it immediately.

I wish for the ability to hyper jump

[yee]

Granted, but you can only use it once, becuse you will be shreded during jump.

I wish for new wish.

[ZergKing]

granted but it is someone else's

i wish for a pale green ioun stone to appear before where it is not attached to me or any other item and is in a place easily retrievable. This said ioun stone will also not be broken or inoperable in any way shape or form. Also, it may not be stolen from any being.This may also never be stolen from me or removed from my ownership by any other person than myself. If it ever is i get two under these exact terms.

[Essence]

Granted, but you live in a world where magic doesn't function.  The stone isn't in any way broken or inoperable, it simply doesn't have any juice in your particular dimension.

I wish I could flip the script.

[artimies7]

Granted, but it flips on top of you and crushes you to death.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.