Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Camoninja]

Granted, the wish is passed along a few times in the process so it got turned into an l, and then an I.

I wish I could win the game (and by the way you just lost it).

[lolicjj]

Granted, the reward is for the loser.
I wish i could have more starring eyes

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, you get tons of eyes all around your body. Good luck, freak.

I wish for a free video game.

[lolicjj]

Granted, in order to play it, you need to insert a penny.
I wish this thread can last long for 100 comment pages

[artimies7]

Granted, but they all are wishes to kill you.

I wish for a new ball-point pen.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, it's in flaming cereal.

I wish for a DerpFish.

[Elementalicious]

Granted, it dies in a freak accident involving a vacuum, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and a butcher knife.

I wish for a lucid dream.

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted, but you dream about your own demise and you are now insomniac.
i wish for some fresh AA batteries

[ZergKing]

Granted, they are socketed into a killjoy robot
I wish for infinite wishes

[yee]

Granted, but you can only wish for a new wish.

I wish a blue sky.

[lolicjj]

You got a deep red sea.
I wish for a zooplankton.

[ZergKing]

granted, your zooplankton dies immediatly by a stray thunder bol cast by the god Thor
I wish for the next person to wish