Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Nepycros]

Granted, you fall in and suffocate.

I wish for another bag of flavored tootsie rolls. :3

[Elementalicious]

Granted, but they have flavors such as bird vomit, phlegm, and elephant feces, to name a few.

I wish for a witty wish.

[artimies7]

Granted, but just as you are about to wish it, a safe falls on your head and you die.

I wish for a ballpoint pen.

[Camoninja]

Granted, it's stuck in your eye.

I wish I could switch my account with the trainer account after psuhing PUSHING the "all cards" button.

[EvaRia]

Granted, but then you get banned for hacking.

I wish for a 7.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but it's an L.

[Elementalicious]

^^^

I wish he remembered to wish.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, but you forgot to corrupt it.

I wish for a pizza pie of magicalness.

[Elementalicious]

Granted, but you choke on the magical unicorn-meat pepperoni and die, much to the enjoyment and relief of your colleagues and family.

I wish I was exorcised.

[Jocko]

Granted, but the demon kills you on its way out.

I wish i had a Schrodinger's Cat

[Elementalicious]

Granted, but you kill yourself because you don't know whether it's dead or alive.

I wish for a unicorn that shat chocolate eggs and farted rainbows.

[EvaRia]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're really, really, creepy.

I wish for an L.