Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. It turns out that the only way to do that is to eat yourself.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but I steal them all.

I wish for some cool sunglasses.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but they're stolen and the cops beat you and arrest you

i wish to know what to wish for

[Funkyvenom]

granted, you wish for my eternal happiness, which is also granted.

I wish for a water buffalo

[artimies7]

Granted, but it sits on you.

I wish that my ds had more battery life.

[ninjamaster1991]

Granted, your ds has 999 years of battery life on the highest setting, but I own it now.

I wish I was super powerful.

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you waste your powers on modeling and lose them

i wish for eternal sadness for funkyvenom

[Five In One]

Granted, but then you feel really guilty about it and end up moping around for the rest of your life as well.

I wish I got a bid for WAR III.

[kitty45]

Granted you get a fake bid like me!
I wish for a REAL bid for WAR 3

[Five In One]

Granted, but they confuse you with somebody else they wanted to bid on, Kitty 54, and quickly switch it back.

I wish that people would at least look at my application for WAR III.

[kitty45]

Granted:I look at hit then cry because you have a lower score then me
I wish that five in one knows i am kitty54 IGN

[nerd1]

granted but then your account is deleted and that information becomes useless.
i wish for justin beiber to get into puberty and for my wish to not get corrupted.