Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[ztormtrooper]

granted, your mind turns inside out and you go insane.

I wish for a million angry scorpions that are entirely loyal to me to sting the next poster to death

granted im not a poster(since im not made of paper) so you wasted your wish

I wish for myself to die

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it is a long and excruciatingly painful death.

I wish for the next one to post to suffer for eternity while I enjoy eternal life.

[Luminous Umbra]

Granted, I suffered from laughing for the rest of eternity as you enjoy your eternal life inside an iron maiden.

I wish the snow in my town would melt.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, but it is burned off the face of the planet.

I wish for weaker AI5s.

[likelinker]

Granted, and I don't corrupt it because I wish for it too.

I wish for a 100% FG killing deck

[artimies7]

Granted, but you are soon made into a FG for the deck, thus killing yourself.

I wish for even more fish.

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, have you heard of the anglerfish?

I wish for non-angler fish.

[ztormtrooper]

granted a swordfish attacks you

i wish for a dish filled with dead fish

[artimies7]

Granted, but they are poisonous fish.

I wish for a ham sandwich.

[ztormtrooper]

granted it squishes you

i wish for me to be posioned

[Five In One]

Granted, but you never even realize that you were stung by a Dune Scorpion during an intense jog, and your elevated heart rate quickly kills you.

I wish for a friendly living lamppost who bakes chocolate chip cookies for crippled orphans every Saturday, thus making the world a better and more tasty place.

[ztormtrooper]

Granted, but you never even realize that you were stung by a Dune Scorpion during an intense jog, and your elevated heart rate quickly kills you.

I wish for a friendly living lamppost who bakes chocolate chip cookies for crippled orphans every Saturday, thus making the world a better and more tasty place.

granted but a lampost cant move or cook because of lack of thumbs and hands oh and the orphans died

i wish i could wish that potatoes were real