Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Five In One]

Granted, but the dragon eats it.

I wish I was caught up with DBZ Kai.

[SickTanicK]

Granted but it was canceled.
I wish it was March 15th.

[Funkyvenom]

granted, it is march 15th 200 years ago! Oh wait, you say you weren't alive then? I guess don't exist anymore.

I wish to join the KGB

[ztormtrooper]

granted but your american so they kicked you out

i wish for my genitalia back(male organs plox)

[artimies7]

Granted, but they are so tiny you rip them off in shame.

I wish that I could get a billion  .

[ninjamaster1991]

granted, you get 1 billion counterfiet  .

I wish for a tongue.

[ztormtrooper]

you get a silver tongue but since you have no real tongue well then you cant speak


i wish for a normal sized male genitalia on my body where it should be

[Time_lord_victorius]

granted but the graft is rejected from your body

i wish a had an edible sandwich with no poison whatsoever, not living, fresh, not on fire, with bacon, baloney, tomatoes and letuce and mayo. they are all fresh ingredient and it cant be stolen or taken away but i can still eat it and/or get it by easy means with going through a horrendous boss battle

[Zack1234567890]

granted but it taste horrible
 I wish I didn't make this next wish 

[ztormtrooper]

granted but you will eventually do that

 i wish for vodka

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. But someone spiked it so bad that you pass out... forever.

I wish for a non-glitching motherf***ing computer!

[artimies7]

Half granted, you get a glitching not motherf****ng computer.

I wish that I had superpowers.