Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[cleverusername]

Wish Upheld but "weeks are now replaced with "cleverusername is half as buff as Chuck Norris and half as intelligent "
where there is 5 weekdays and 1 weekend day that is also has its name replaced to be cleverusername day.

SideNote: Chuck Norris's intellect and bluffness is 2 infinite 4 infinity

I wish that my muscles were so big that when I flexed them that everyone who saw them had there head explode(except me)   

[artimies7]

Granted, but when you flex them, your arms explode, thus grossing you out so much that your head explodes.

I wish for mad duct taping skills.

[ztormtrooper]

you now have wonderful duck taping skills

i wish to know what i wanna wish for

[Funkyvenom]

granted, you wanna wish for my eternal happiness. You do, and it's granted as well.

I wish for a million dollars.

[Five In One]

Granted, but the word for "dollar" gets changed to mean "hungry killer shark below you".

I wish I had a hat.

[ztormtrooper]

silly mace hats are for people

i wish for potatoes

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. You get rotten potatoes covered in s***.

I wish for a better wishing game.

[Luminous Umbra]

Granted, but it's password protected and you don't get the password.

I wish for nothing.

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. Nothing exists anymore. Not even you.

I wish for a wish that gives me a wish that grants me a wish and therefore gives me another wish and...

[SickTanicK]

In the spirit of corrupting: Granted. But your wish was corrupted by not granting it.
I wish for more 

[Alzaya-God Of Thunder]

Granted. Here you go.

I wish for a block of good, tasty, uncorruptable cheese.

[ztormtrooper]

granted what your allergic to cheese and its in your esophagus now. Oh well

i want good clean potatoes(also i'm not allergic and they're not corruptable